Suddenly you're an expert in how things work around here? Great. We've been waiting for one of those to arrive.

It's almost criminal that Wrench can't convey more of his tone through writing alone, but John only needs to look at the mocking expression on his face as he pens those words to get a sense of what the tall man is really thinking. By the time he gets around to replying to the last statement, he's practically ready to beat his head against the kitchen countertop.

That's fine.
You better figure out how to fix that chair before your dad gets home.