It is absolutely necessary to do a basic sweep of the house, check every ornament and behind every photo frame and over and under every piece of furniture. It must be nice being a civilian and not having to even think about all the eyes and ears everywhere. Or whatever was the equivalent of surveillance equipment back in the day.

"Can't you at least wear mismatching socks?" Bucky gripes when he gives Arthur a cursory once over and chuffs like an irritable husky. "You don't look like a man who needs a second opinion about his eyesight."

He won't have nearly as many complaints or comments or unwarranted feedback when he climbs into the car and pops the glove box open to get the keys and start the engine. They can have a long and really awkwardly silent drive if it was up to him.