[Sans appreciates you, Papyrus. But of course Papyrus already knows that. He also already knows what setting Sans up like this means.]

Well, maybe they should. This place could use a sit down at some stand up where I lay down the jokes. [This is extremely stupid wordplay and Sans dances through this stupidity like he does it every day. Because he does. Sans being a stand up comedian isn't even actually a lie.] I don't have to worry about bombing when everybody here is so worked up about bombings.